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/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

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// // Dear maintainer: // // Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine, // and have realized what a terrible mistake that was, // please increment the following counter as a warning // to the next guy: // // total_hours_wasted_here = 16 //

1	// TODO: Fix this. Fix what?

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// no comments for you // it was hard to write // so it should be hard to read

// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.

1	options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

1 2	// I am not responsible of this code. // They made me write it, against my will.

1 2	//Dear future me. Please forgive me. //I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

1	double penetration; // ouch

1	# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file.

At the bottom file:

1	# To understand recursion, see the top of this file.

1	//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

1 2	//somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Logic screen //somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass

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/* * You may think you know what the following code does. * But you dont. Trust me * Fiddle with me, and youll spend many a sleppless * night cursing the moment you thought you be clever * enough to "optimize" the code below. * Now close this file and go play with something else.

1	// drunk, fix later

1	// Magic. Do not touch.

1 2	Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong."); throw up; //ha ha

1 2	//When I wrote this, only God and I understood that I was doing //Now, God only knows

// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work

/*
 * OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do.
 * I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that
 * the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid
 * fucking reason the stupid fucking DBA wont let me access the items using
 * indices and I instead have to use their stupid fucking Iterator
 * implementation. So there.
 */
$firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren();
foreach ($firstList as $node)
{
    $nodes = $node->getChildren();
    break;                // wtf?
}